Don't Threaten Me With a Bad Time

Alright... back to where the "action" is... MeetMe. At 72 hours back on with a new account, it's a feeding frenzy:

Messages from 100+ different men...this is where I start to feel overwhelmed...

The offers pour in again. By 30, 40 messages... they'd all pretty much blurred into one.

Let's have a look, shall we? This one appeared in "Freaks and Geeks" post recently... new profile name, same old song and dance...

 I'm pretty sure that is subjective...

 This guy is the reason I switched from "Lori" to an alias, "Holly"... he messaged me everyday, sometimes more than once, and be sure to say in your best Hannibal Lector voice, "Hello Lori." And once I started hearing Hannibal, the other "Hello Lori" messages joined in. Seeing "Hello Holly" cracks me up instead. So far, only one has figured out who Holly Golightly is. He got my cell #.

 Is this a threat?

 Good to know....a guy who loves sex... rare bird I'm sure...and btw, I hate no instead of know...and lack of punctuation.

 Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

 These apparently log onto "phrase of the day":

I'm pretty sure this is a threat...

I'm surprised his profile picture isn't in a hoodie and sunglasses.. I imagine Ted Kaczynski's first contact messages to look something like this... only with better grammar and spelling:

  And there it is... Don't threaten me with a bad time!