Freaks and Geeks

Another of the many "features" of being a woman on a dating site, is the random freak inquisition. I generally ignore these. Idiots.

Sometimes, it's offensive enough to elicit a reply from me:

Apparently all this guy does is send offensive messages... came back for more:

Some are clumsy... awkward...

Some are  just looking for a hookup... these are easily spotted:

Obviously not a historian...

 I was bored...so I replied... dick pics and "how big are they" are instantly moved to the "hell no zone".

Others are simply scammers... All American looking picture and name, broken English.. and um, duh, I'm on a dating site, how else are you going to talk to me unless you "bug into my privacy"?... Most scammers APOLOGIZE for "invading privacy". Let's face it, no regular guy on these sites talks like this:

Then, there are the freaks....

At first, you will be tempted to instantly delete these... I did. However, sometimes they come back and it's "nice" to see the history...

I leave you with this image...

...you're welcome